catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

gnarly:

peanutia:

Someone tell me what the big fucking hype is about this blog gnarly?

idk i heard his blog sucks and hes a nerd lmao

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*